Tag: amusing
member name: Chris Carlisle
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June 06, 2007 09:00 AM EDT --
There I was, the only man in a room of at least fifty women.
As I looked around the room, I realized that in my younger days I had wished for a situation like this. Of course, the original wish was the . . .
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June 15, 2007 04:10 PM EDT --
Every morning on the way to my car I pick up two cans of crisp, refreshing Coke Zero from the soft drink storage area in my garage. The first can is for drinking on my way in to work as it’s too . . .
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May 01, 2007 12:15 PM EDT --
Guys, we’ve known for years that we lost the battle of the sexes. The exact date fails me, but I believe it was sometime after the invention of the miniskirt when men first realized the battle had . . .
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July 25, 2007 10:12 AM EDT --
I fear that I am becoming one of “those people”. You’ve probably heard of “those people” before; they partake in a particular activity that for whatever reason you find a . . .
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January 06, 2009 01:02 AM EST --
My daughter recently received a Native American Bead Loom (made in Taiwan, which apparently was where the Cherokee settled after walking the Trail of Tears) with the noble intent of making friendship . . .
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June 22, 2007 01:29 AM EDT --
If you’re like me, you’re probably deathly afraid of badgers. But that’s not important right now.
Don’t think for a second that I'm trying to downplay the longterm threat that . . .
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March 22, 2007 11:06 AM EDT --
Here you go, the top ten questions you probably shouldn’t ask during a job interview, presented in the standard, blatantly stolen from David Letterman format. If it helps, imagine Paul Schaffer laughing . . .
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May 02, 2007 11:00 AM EDT --
Right now there is a conflict dividing America. It is an issue that pits brother against brother, father against son, uncle against nephew. This feud has been going on for too long with no sign . . .
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May 04, 2007 12:07 PM EDT --
I’ve been wasting a lot of time over at the Uncle Ben’s website. It’s setup like a virtual office, somewhat like J.K. Rowling’s website except replace all the references to wizards . . .
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July 02, 2007 03:27 PM EDT --
(I wouldn’t be much of a host if I didn’t partake in this calling for self humiliation articles, so here is mine. Enjoy yourself at my expense. - C)
Even though it’s . . .
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July 16, 2007 02:02 PM EDT --
(The complete archive of redefined old proverbs can be found here.)
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration
Recognized Meaning: Great accomplishments depend not so much . . .
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October 05, 2006 12:31 AM EDT --
I recently took my family to the Ohio Renaissance Festival. If you've never been to a Renaissance Festival, let me try to describe it for you: imagine an amusement park, then remove the rides, the . . .
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March 06, 2007 06:41 PM EST --
Sunday March 11 at 2am will mark the beginning of Daylight Savings Time. I don’t know the complete history of Daylight Savings, but I believe it began in the late 1800s as a measure to protect early . . .
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July 04, 2007 10:20 AM EDT --
The 4th of July is a special holiday when we gather with family and friends to celebrate the wisdom and courage of our founding f- KABOOM!
Ahem. As I was saying, Independence Day is a holiday where family . . .
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July 12, 2007 09:51 AM EDT --
It’s long been my dream to be considered as a connoisseur of … something. Of what I really had no preference until today; all I wanted was the status of being known for having a discriminate . . .
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July 19, 2007 01:39 AM EDT --
(note: This article does not contain any Harry Potter spoilers. Read on Muggles)
I had the weirdest dream the other day.
I dreamed that I was walking on the beach with Charlton Heston on . . .
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July 26, 2007 03:21 PM EDT --
Over many years of blogging, playing online games, and visiting social networking sites, I’ve amassed a large and diverse number of online friends. This is pretty amazing considering the fact that . . .
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December 17, 2008 12:22 AM EST --
I found Jesus over the weekend. He was in my coat pocket.
Oh, this wasn't the first time I found Jesus. I've found him many times over the past few weeks. A few days earlier . . .
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February 27, 2007 09:54 PM EST --
My daughter has recently discovered Webkinz. If you’re not familiar with them, just walk in the general vicinity of a group of 8 year old girls and after about fifteen minutes you’ll be fully . . .
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April 02, 2007 03:39 PM EDT --
Okay kids, the adults need to have a talk so please leave the room. Go watch SpongeBob or play XBox.
(pause)
Are they gone? Good. For the adults still here (the prospect of video games and SpongeBob . . .
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