Chris commented on the article Can Democrats Survive the Loss of George Bush? by Greg Schiller May 08, 2008 8:13PM EDT
"Politics make my brain go all owie.
I view politics in the same manner as I view professional wrestling. Only 25% of what you see is real, the rest is a staged production for the audience's . . ." more
Chris CarlisleYup, I'm an interweb celebrity. 
You are not connected to Chris Carlisle
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The Guys' Guide to Mother's Day Gift Do's and Don'ts
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Guys, as most of you are already aware, Mother's Day is this Sunday. I realize that many of you have probably thought ahead this year and have already purchased your Mother's Day gifts (pause . . . more
Goodbye Cruel World (of Warcraft)
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I can live without the glove compartment.
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The Paths to Internet Fame
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Chris commented on the article The Guys' Guide to Mother's Day Gift Do's and Don'ts by Chris Carlisle May 08, 2008 11:21AM EDT
"Wait, rigatoni are the big tubes, not the small ones. That could get pretty heavy. Penne might work better." more
"Wait, rigatoni are the big tubes, not the small ones. That could get pretty heavy. Penne might work better." more
Chris commented on the article The Guys' Guide to Mother's Day Gift Do's and Don'ts by Chris Carlisle May 08, 2008 11:19AM EDT
"Where do you stand on the spray painted macaroni necklace?
I am all for the spray painted pasta necklace, although you may want to spring for rigatoni since it might be hard to work the thread . . ." more
"Where do you stand on the spray painted macaroni necklace?
I am all for the spray painted pasta necklace, although you may want to spring for rigatoni since it might be hard to work the thread . . ." more
Chris commented on the article Goodbye Cruel World (of Warcraft) by Chris Carlisle May 08, 2008 11:16AM EDT
"jJack, yup. Go visit a politics or sports discussion thread and you'll find people just as obsessed, perhaps even more so over events they have little or no control over." more
"jJack, yup. Go visit a politics or sports discussion thread and you'll find people just as obsessed, perhaps even more so over events they have little or no control over." more
Chris commented on the article Goodbye Cruel World (of Warcraft) by Chris Carlisle May 08, 2008 9:38AM EDT
"Steemwheedle eh? Perhaps I should've reached out to my Gather contacts prior to committing WoWicide. A Gather guild would totally pwn Azeroth! ;)
Michael, that's true about the stasis. I . . ." more
"Steemwheedle eh? Perhaps I should've reached out to my Gather contacts prior to committing WoWicide. A Gather guild would totally pwn Azeroth! ;)
Michael, that's true about the stasis. I . . ." more
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Describe Yourself:I'm an online humor writer and columnist. My humor column, The Dimmer Switch, is published every Thursday (and occasionally Tuesday) on my site, www.chriscarlisle.net/ds. My blog can also be found there as well, www.chriscarlisle.net/blog. I live in Ohio with my wife, two daughters, two dogs, two cats, a pony, and what's left of my sanity.
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On Gather, I'm Looking For ...:Networking with other people, a place to display my writing, and someone with a giant foam hammer.
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Jen O.,
Apr 23, 2008, 9:53AM EDT
ha. i laugh when i tell people what i do, in one breath while talking very, very fast: "i manage a team of designers and copywriters for the marketing creative services department for a social media/networking internet start-up in downtown boston." the bewildered looks i get are amusing. what that means is that my team serves all of the creative needs of the company outside of working on the site itself (that's a different team, here, though we do pitch in on occasion.) our work includes putting together ad/sponsorship packages for advertisers, brand creation & usage, print collateral, editing & proofing copy for announcement and contest articles, teaching and spreading creativity throughout the company, and even things like decorating the employee lounge. it's a hard (but fun!) job!
Christine Stump,
Apr 22, 2008, 6:28PM EDT
what're you going to do with your giant foam hammer when you find it?
Chris Carlisle,
Apr 11, 2008, 9:33PM EDT
I had a minor meltdown and deleted all of my pings. I am feeling much better now.
Although I still think it might be wrong to ping yourself.
It feels wrong.
Although I still think it might be wrong to ping yourself.
It feels wrong.
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